February 2010
I HAVE NO WORDS. NO WORDS.
WHERE THE FUCK IS KANYE WEST?
beedonk:
Alyssa Berdie is a flamingo.
you can do this, BUT GOD FORBID YOU ANSWER ME ON AIM.
I think my mom hates Taylor Swift more than I do.
And when Beyonce just won she went “yes” all serious and mono-toned.
thegrammys:
The entire audience just palmfaced for a second before they saw Jamie Foxx.
lul
beedonk: haha how do you check your tumblarity
alilihay: there is none
beedonk: REALLY WHY
alilihay: its been gone for a while
alilihay: where have you been?
beedonk: i thought they took it out of the homepage but theres a way to find it
alilihay: no...
beedonk: oh deuce
thosewhosaveus:
I bet everyone is totally thrilled Pink just got them all wet..and that they all had to stare at her ass from an aerial view.
This
Like what?
alilihay: idk what youre gonna do when you have sat hw too
xoottingaa: YOU GET HW FROM THAT
xoottingaa: WHAT
alilihay: yuppp
alilihay: lots a work
xoottingaa: i hate my life
xoottingaa: honestly
xoottingaa: im just gonna drop out and eb a playboy
xoottingaa: idk if i have to get 34297432 boob jobs
alilihay: i think one would do the trick...
January 2010
Anonymous asked: schme
Anonymous asked: your in my grade and i think your gorgeous , actually never spoken to you but i thought id tell you :]
Anonymous asked: how many significant others have you had
Anonymous asked: I love you A.Berdz
Comedian
alilihay: good vocab word btw
beedonk: what
alilihay: ostracized
beedonk: bahah yeah :) makes me think of ostriches . their heads are so far away from their body
alilihay: .... good one
beedonk: thats how i remember it
beedonk: and alienated.. reminds me of you
alilihay: ...why
beedonk: cause you play sims too much
alilihay: oh right that makes sense
alilihay: cuz i alienate myself from reality
alilihay: ha ha ha
beedonk: mhm you catch on quickly
Anonymous asked: I love your lips. Can I kiss you one day?
Oh & I lovelovelove your beauty mark on your cheek!<3
Oh & I lovelovelove your beauty mark on your cheek!<3
Anonymous asked: interested in anyone right now?
Anonymous asked: aright its nick harbeck, yeah. sorry for being creepy
Anonymous asked: You're so pretty. Would you ever consider dating a kid in your grade by the name of Nick?
REBLOG IF you hate it when you shout someone's...
asdfghjklemma:
awhyeaheddy:
moshnaked:
openoceanrainbow:
elayeyouareeeen:
(via idothattoo)
Everyday of my miserable awkward life.
Lol I missed her!
Alley: I feel like...
Alley: if I had a penis it'd be really big
Alley: And i'd be like super modest about it
Alley: And I feel like if we were both men, and gay, and we were in a relationship, you'd wear the pants and cockslap me.
Alley: like, a lot
Alley: but id probs like it cos i was gay
Alley: i totally understand if you're done talking to me now
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I got no messages today ( ._.)
Anonymous asked: well, what if i am one of your friends?
and i still mostly see the hardass version of you.
and i still mostly see the hardass version of you.
Anonymous asked: "Not around peaople I tend to act like a hardass, I’m sure my face completely reflects nothing of anything going on in my head because of that."
can you rephrase that? not quite sure what youre trying to say.
can you rephrase that? not quite sure what youre trying to say.
Anonymous asked: there are some people who you can read like a book just by looking at their face. youre not like that at all. i can never tell what youre thinking just by looking at you, and im usually pretty damn good at that.
beedonk asked: I'm always here witchu mami tew tawk.. yew kn0 :)
Anonymous asked: You know I love me some Flo and Chloe. ;)
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Anonymous asked: you are so difficult to read.